A Grandma, Alligator, Horse, And Seasoned Raccoon
The 12-foot alligator’s first mistake: crossing a Texas grandma with a Winchester .22 Magnum.
From the Houston Chronicle on Tuesday came a tale as Texan as they come. Judy B. Cochran – mayor of Livingston in East Texas; a great-grandmother called Nana by her family – had long held a suspicion that a massive alligator had killed her miniature horse three years ago. As she told the Chronicle:
“We think this is the gator that ate one of our miniature horses several years ago, as big as this gator was, he could’ve easily eaten it. Typically the gators don’t bother us, but we’ve been looking for (this one).”
The horse might have been smaller than the average horse, but this 580-pound reptile came a little larger than standard issue. According to the Chronicle, Cochran got the gator right where she wanted it after handlers caught it in a pond using a seasoned raccoon …
Fox 4 reports that Cochran was in a meeting when she was notified that the gator had been got. She took him out on her Goodrich ranch with just one shot, the Chronicle reports. Nine years ago, according to the Chronicle, Cochran’s then-5-year-old grandson killed an 800-pound alligator from the same pond.
According to the Dallas Morning News, Polk County (where Goodrich and Livingston sit) is “one of only 12 in Texas with an alligator hunting season,” giving Cochran a 20-day timeframe (and specific requirements about hunting permits and methods) to settle her score.
Just because the gator is off the hook literally doesn’t mean it’s off the hook metaphorically. The Chronicle reports that Cochran plans to eat the animal’s meat, have its head mounted and display part of its tail in her office.
Nana definitely plans to wear some alligator-skin boots once all is said and done.
Lessons: Texas. ‘Nuff said. Alligators. At least Texas doesn’t have the love for the beasts that Florida apparently does, not in 12 counties. What’s the problems with those other ones?
.22 Magnum. Good for a lot of things. But she must have hit it exactly where it counts. Finally, raccoon. Never eaten one, don’t want to, but apparently the gator was interested. I’m wondering about WiscoDave?

