Kevin Drum Wants Someone Else To Take Your Guns Away From You
I’m not generally on the gun control beat, but I’ll repeat my view for the record: semi-automatic weapons should be banned for civilian use. Basically, shotguns, revolvers, and bolt-action rifles would remain legal, and that’s it.
The last time I mentioned this, a bunch of gun folks chimed in to claim I was an idiot. Revolvers are semi-automatic weapons! Ha ha ha. Being the reasonable guy that I am, I was willing to consider them manual load weapons, since it takes human power to advance the cylinder. A true semi-automatic uses the power of expanding gas¹ to chamber a new load. However, if the gun folks consider a double-action revolver to be a semi-automatic, who am I to argue? That just means my list has been revised to include shotguns, single-action revolvers, and bolt action rifles.² In other words, the only legal firearms would be those that require a separate human action to load a new round. There are other details I’d support too, but this is the main thing.
If I were your benevolent dictator, this is what would would happen. But I’m not, and nothing like this will happen in my lifetime. This is why I don’t spend much time writing about guns.
Oh, I don’t know about that, Kevin. We’ve got evidence of you being on the gun control beat before. I think you’re a liar. I also think you’re a coward. I told you then, “So Kevin, I expect you to kick my door in tonight to grab my guns. Oh, I see, you’re a coward and won’t show up here. Just as I guessed, you want to send other armed men to do it. This only proves that you don’t really believe in gun control for everybody, just some people.”
I won’t argue the mechanics of guns with you Kevin, you wouldn’t be able to hang with me anyway. In fact, I won’t argue at all or compromise in any way. I’ll say the same thing as before. If you want my guns, come and get them. I’ll be waiting for you. I Promise. And if you want gun control only for some people, to wit, me but not the police, then I’ll be waiting for the police when they come to confiscate my guns too. It makes no difference to me who tries to confiscate them. You’re all the same to me.
Kevin wants civil war. If he gets his way, that’s exactly what will happen. That’s a promise.

