AR-15 Poetry
BY Herschel SmithOh, I wouldn’t worry too much about him. He’s a soy boy from the inner city who wouldn’t know how to pick stalls, doctor a dog or horse, grow produce, or string a barbed wire fence.
I can do all of those things, and calculus too.
Engineers turn imagination into reality.
Every day.
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, and die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. —— Rebert A. HeinLein
Colbert also doesn’t know how to be funny.
colbert was born in DC. It is unclear whether he is the product of inbreeding or a “social experiment”.