The Bubble-Headed Beach Blond Does Weapons And Personal Security
BY Herschel Smith
8 years, 7 months ago
I stumbled across this today and, while a little dated, I thought it might be worthwhile watching. The bubble-headed beach blond is Evy Poumpouras, and she tells us that with semi-automatic weapons “you can switch it to a point where it fires “pop pop pop pop …”
But that’s not the only valuable thing we learn from Evy. We learn that in an active shooter situation, we need to find a fire hydrant and make ourselves “teeny tiny.”
See, I guess we need to add to that DHS advice to run, hide and fight by throwing potted plants. Find a fire hydrant.
I tried to watch the second video with the three airheads but was unable. All I could think of was “three more empty kitchens”.
She actually thinks she is a security expert. WOW!!!!!!!!!!!
Worse yet those presenters believe she is a security expert.
Sickening.
Is “Secret Service Agent” code work for SS Hooker?
My response would be to present and open fire.
Anybody who would listen to that halfwit bint in a situation involving an existential threat deserves a Darwin Award with Oak Leaves, Swords, and Diamonds.
This hit me between the eyes. The recent flap about Ralph Norman happened very close to my AO. So I looked up the local chapter of Mothers Demand Action or whatever and did a little research. These women, you know them, the New South Progressives – listen to the Today show bobbleheads for their worldview while their mates hide in their “man caves” and fantasy football. The New South Nouveau Riche/Middle Upper Class is losing their grip on their Southern heritage in all the ways it counts.
SC is pretty red but a scary amount of blue from Charlotte bleeds south. Not to mention the immigrant (NE USA) problem. A decent bakery nor pizza joint is worth putting up with – meh – them.
@Donk,
” The New South Nouveau Riche/Middle Upper Class is losing their grip on their Southern heritage in all the ways it counts.”
Boy could I tell you some stories. In my considered opinion, there is no more South. It’s gone. It is no more. Losing isn’t the right word. It’s lost, and long gone.
Its Bleach Blonde…
A classic case of chronic lyricosis.
So now we’re supposed to carry around a fire hydrant as well as cop. Just not an awful gun. FFS, if this woman is what the Secret Service considers an expert, Trump better hire some private security.
@Captain. Although you nor I recognize the South of our youth (Lee Jackson Day anyone, Bueller?) I respectfully disagree. The South is not lost as long as its sons and daughters teach their sons and daughters what it means to be Southrons.