Fun With The Candidates, Part I

BY Herschel Smith
2 years, 8 months ago

Marco Rubio is a robot.  Well, actually I think of him more like a windup doll who in this case got stuck on the same line, over and over and over and over and over and over and over.

Trump: “What the hell is a caucus … no one even knows what a caucus is?”  Well, I think I know what a caucus is.  And I think I’m someone.

Trump: “What the hell is he talking about?”  Well, this, Donald, where you said:

AL: I’d like to talk about public land. Seventy percent of hunters in the West hunt on public lands managed by the federal government. Right now, there’s a lot of discussion about the federal government transferring those lands to states and the divesting of that land. Is that something you would support as President?

DT: I don’t like the idea because I want to keep the lands great, and you don’t know what the state is going to do. I mean, are they going to sell if they get into a little bit of trouble? And I don’t think it’s something that should be sold. We have to be great stewards of this land. This is magnificent land. And we have to be great stewards of this land. And the hunters do such a great job—I mean, the hunters and the fishermen and all of the different people that use that land. So I’ve been hearing more and more about that. And it’s just like the erosion of the Second Amendment. I mean, every day you hear Hillary Clinton wants to essentially wipe out the Second Amendment. We have to protect the Second Amendment, and we have to protect our lands.

You likened federal ownership of land to protection of the second amendment, remember Donald?

Who said it, Trump or Kanye?  I confess that I didn’t even get close to 100%.

Who tweeted it, Trump or Kanye?  I confess that I didn’t even get close to 100%.

Perhaps Trump could pick Kanye as his running mate.  They go together just fine.

Vicente Fox: “We’re not paying for that f***ing wall!”  Hey, you sound like a carnival barker.  Our carnival barker is louder and more obnoxious than you are.

See how much fun this can be?  As the republican field winnows to a single candidate very soon, this should become easier with a veritable smorgasbord of things to discuss.

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  1. On February 26, 2016 at 10:41 am, Fred said:

    Trump made his fortune from developing PRIVATE land. He knows better than 99.9 percent of Americans that private property is an absolute requirement for individual wealth and that individual wealth is an absolute requirement for national prosperity. If the states were to sell huge chunks of the land it would cause instant and sustained growth in personal wealth and GDP. Give us our land back and throw the Federal Register on a bonfire and it would be a matter of mere months before the largest explosion in economic growth in the history of mankind would be off like a rocket. Trump knows this.

    He wants to the “keep the lands great”??? all you have to do is throw in a “deutschland” and it sounds a little Hitlerian.

  2. On March 5, 2016 at 4:20 am, henrybowman said:

    Don’t forget to ask Vera Coking how Trump respects private property.

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