4 years, 5 months ago
I had initially taken some degree of pleasure and humor in reading the exchange. But then I felt some degree of guilt. I am certain that you don’t actually intend to come off as a thirteen year old girl hysterically text-messaging her enemies with run-on sentences. I am certain that you wish to be seen as less effeminate and much more manly than this, but perhaps don’t know how.
Please allow me to assist you. I am here to help. I can hook you up with some hard core manual labor: ditch digging, shoveling gravel, bailing hay, etc. I can even get you hooked up with training stud horses and ‘coon dogs. Stud quarter horses are quite a handful when trying to break them, especially in the warm weather. And there is nothing better than watching a ‘coon dog bite the eyeballs out of a Raccoon – or, watching the dog go limping away from being torn to shreds by the ‘coon.
I think you will feel much more manly after doing activities such as this. Let me know when you want to come down and hang out. BTW, I am assuming that at least right now you would disagree with my brand of counterinsurgency.
Maybe after we go ‘coon hunting you will see things my way.
Very Warmest Regards,