BY Herschel Smith
2 years, 4 months ago
Note from ME (sic) to the Captain’s Journal:
YOUR WEBSITE IS FULL OF S**T
LIES LIES LIES
F**K YOU
Response:
ME (sic), the “Caps Lock” key is just above the “Shift” key on most keyboards. You can use it to toggle on or off Caps Lock. Practice with me, ME (sic). CAPS ON … caps off. CAPS ON … caps off. The period key is just to the right of the comma key. You may use it to demarcate the end of sentences. Follow simple rules like this and you should do better next time.
BY Herschel Smith
2 years, 4 months ago
I have longed to be more like Michael Fumento, whose prose so infuriates the left that he has an entire page dedicated to hate mail.
On my post “The Iran War Plans,” someone named rick (sic) opines:
You are an idiot. ’nuff said.
Loud applause! Thank you rick (sic). But please, in the future, be a little more verbose so that I will have something with which to fill my “hate mail” page (under development if I can just get some more hate mail). I want to compete with Michael. I want to be like Mike. I want to be like Mike.
Postscript: I will be updating my Iran War Plans (in which I discussed the difficulties of a direct ground invasion) with Iran war plans of my own. Now, if I can just get the Pentagon to listen. Come back soon, now, rick (sic).
