Stroking Your AR-15 In Erotic Fashion

BY Herschel Smith
6 months, 2 weeks ago

The Raw Story:

It is a sad fact of life that, in this world that the NRA has made, nothing brings out the hot gun lovin’ like a tragic shooting that happens to someone else at a good safe distance.

In the wake of the Sandy Hook shooting, while most American parents were pulling their kids a little bit closer and holding them a little bit tighter, NRA gun nuts reached for the closest AR-15 at hand, and stroked the barrel in an almost erotic fashion while softly murmuring, “Don’t worry baby, I’ll take care of you. Nobody will ever come between us.  I love you.”

Then this writer shows his disapproval for Pat Dollard (I like Pat), Katie Pavlich and Dana Loesch.  Then he gets all effeminate and offended over having his twitter posts blocked.  Goodness.  It got too emotional for me and I had to stop reading.  But I just have one question for this idiot writer.  Who’s he accusing of softly murmuring?

  • Paul B

    NRA rarely dances in the blood of innocence. That is a pervue reserved for liberal Democrats. They project their desires on us regardless of facts. I think if you look in the dictionary under democrat will see the definition of a pervert.

  • Rog Jerry

    How odd some ideas are. The ONLY time I “stroke” my firearms is when I am applying oil with a cloth. Then they are returned to the gun safe. I think writers like this are transferring their own immature sexuality to their concept of gun owners.


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